Red In the Eyes,Dead With the Lies.

I hate it when blogs have playlists, they are about the most annoying things possible.

I just feel like stabbing something whenever I see one, especially on autoplay. ASDFGHJKL. Not only does it make blogs load slower, but I’m probably listening to my music. Just go away, and take your shitty playlists elsewhere.

I Probably Won’t Follow You Back If..

You’re a hipster blog.

If you post drugs/alcohol, etc. (Oooh, so hardcore.)

If you have constant Harry Potter/Twilight stuff.

If all you have are band pictures. (Not even good ones for that matter.)

If you live in Norfolk or I know you in real life. (Just no, get away from my blog, click here.)

If you have no humorous things in your blog.

Yeah yeah, I know it’s your blog, and you don’t live to please me but if you expect a follow back and your blog isn’t koala tea, you’re shit out of luck.